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Something thatâs amazing when the weather is freezing cold.
Look how amazebergs that frozen lake is!
Smashing her cervical doors in is when you take her from behind and thrust so deeply it feels as though you hit a wall.
Alphy smashed Sonâs FSW in so hard last night that it felt like he was smashing her cervical doors in. Must mean he has a mega cock!
When a female vows to go without sex for the whole month of January. Usually a New Years resolution.
Iâve set up a go fund me page as Iâm
attempting dry fan Jan. Please donate if you can!
When youâre sorry and itâs really cold outside ð¥¶ð¥¶
Iâm so sozzbergs, can I come in and warm up?!
Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is supermanâs ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesnât work, as I invented the word!!
A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!
Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night â¤ï¸â¤ï¸
Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!
When a pandemic has changed the way you see things.
Alphy thinks Sonâ is perfect, he must have panny eyes!