pr0n pipe

A broadband internet connection.

I just downloaded Naughty Office Vol. 75 in two minutes with my gigabit pr0n pipe.

porg' duh mundee

A kobold insult. Roughly translated, “porg duhʼ mundee” means, “your mother is a bare-handed wiper of halfling bums!” As far as Kobold insults go, this ranks as one of the worst.

porg' duh mundee, now you die, human adventurer