jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse

1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...

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baby spray

noun: semen

Cynthia reported that two chugs of baby spray emitted from Sebastian's soup-shooter, but she ducked the tag and it splashed a Pez Head bystander instead.

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Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

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Manji

adjective: exotically beautiful

Salma is Manji.

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jean jungle

noun: pubic hair (generally female)

Mow yer jean jungle for a dolla?

Doomies

noun (plural): people displaying an obvious need for sex, either via body language, verbal cues, or manner of dress

Did you blick those junior Doomies at the R. Kelly gig, man?

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nomosexual

noun: a male (usually a bachelor in late-middle age) unlikely ever to engage in unpaid-for sexual intercourse again.

Mr. Huffins the irritable finicky English teacher who cooks complicated meals for himself is a well-known Nomosexual.

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