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Betsy DeVirus

Like a disease without a cure and the worst thing to happen to public education since school shootings, STD’s and dress codes. The appointed head of the Department of Education who is a supporter of Donald Trump’s desire to fund private Christian schools with taxpayer money.

Did you see what Betsy DeVirus made last year from her Scamway fortune? Yeah, probably enough to pay teachers enough to live on after she fits the public education system.

by Sonicbo0mz December 2, 2020

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unfuckening

The first 100 days of the Biden Administration consisting of executive orders to get the USA back into the World Health Organization, PARIS Agreement and an actual Covid-19 Vaccination plan

What do you think the new name for Operation Warp Speed should be?
IDK, how about the unfuckening?

by Sonicbo0mz January 25, 2021

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Repubunists

A new breed of American right wing nationalists that support Putin and the Kremlin from their couch eating Twinkies in the air-conditioned comfort of their double wide while watching FOX News and planning a “Special Military Operation” in every American woman’s uterus.

Did you hear about Chad? Yeah, he’s one of those Repubunists now. I knew that would happen when he got sucked into the y’allagarchy

by Sonicbo0mz May 11, 2022

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DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 21, 2023


Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021


Convoid

Much like the Right Wing Inconvienience Festival/Truck Rally held at the Canadian border of Feb. 2022. However this event planned for Washington DC on March 1, 2022 attendance was permitted for 3000 people, only yielded 11 participants.

Hey, did you see the Stage of Freedumb rally in DC? Oh, you mean the Convoid!!!

by Sonicbo0mz March 2, 2022

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coronapalooza

A MAGA event held in Tulsa, Oklahoma on June 20, 2020 where the Orange One invited his loyalists to cheer him on at the BOK center without any regard to social distancing. It was a total failure as TikTok Users secured some 13,800 tickets with no intent to use them leaving the venue filled to only 31% capacity. See also The “Emptysburg Address!”

Dude, are you going to The Trump Rally at the BOK Center?
You mean, Did I get my ticket to Coronapalooza? with no intent to go? Of course!!

by Sonicbo0mz June 22, 2020

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