Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.

Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!

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DeStasi

The Stasi Police force run by Florida Governor Ron DickSanwich to raid people’s houses at gunpoint because they disagree with him and use Science instead of stupidity to combat a pandemic.

Did you hear that Rebeka and her children were held at gunpoint in her home so the FDLE could grab her computer?
Oh, by FDLE you mean the DeStasi!

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The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

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Trumpoxia

A phenomenon whereas the wearer of an air purifying mask begins to think that they are actually experiencing hypoxia and suffocatIng on their own CO2 as it becomes entrapped in their face mask. This is likely the result of the excessive CO2 produced by this specific demographic, not the porosity of the mask it’s self.

Hey, did you hear about Britney? She passed out from Trumpoxia because the mean barista made her wear a face mask.

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impauguration

When a new President of the United States is sworn in as the departing President is being impeached on the same day. Its usually celebrated with Lady Gaga singing the national anthem, J-Lo and 15,000 Members of the National Guard to preven a second Insurrection by Y’all Queda.

Are you attending the Impauguration?

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Chewbacca Bikini

The fashion choice of radicalized Right Wing Radicals who try to overthrow the seated government of The United States of America

Capitol Police: Sir, there is a man in a viking helmet and a Chewbacca Bikini trying to get on the floor of the House of Representatives. Should we let him in, or arrest him?
Mike Pence: Seriously?

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Repubunists

A new breed of American right wing nationalists that support Putin and the Kremlin from their couch eating Twinkies in the air-conditioned comfort of their double wide while watching FOX News and planning a “Special Military Operation” in every American woman’s uterus.

Did you hear about Chad? Yeah, he’s one of those Repubunists now. I knew that would happen when he got sucked into the y’allagarchy

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