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The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.
Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?
The first 100 days of the Biden Administration consisting of executive orders to get the USA back into the World Health Organization, PARIS Agreement and an actual Covid-19 Vaccination plan
What do you think the new name for Operation Warp Speed should be?
IDK, how about the unfuckening?
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Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCARâs biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.
I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!
A MAGA event held in Tulsa, Oklahoma on June 20, 2020 where the Orange One invited his loyalists to cheer him on at the BOK center without any regard to social distancing. It was a total failure as TikTok Users secured some 13,800 tickets with no intent to use them leaving the venue filled to only 31% capacity. See also The âEmptysburg Address!â
Dude, are you going to The Trump Rally at the BOK Center?
You mean, Did I get my ticket to Coronapalooza? with no intent to go? Of course!!
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A new order of social media persona that has found its self lost on social media without direct political posts to attack people with daily, so now perpetuates its self by turning anything on social media into a political argument.
Did you see the Far Side cartoon about the bears out hunting for people? Yeah, it was pretty funny until the Polidiocracy saw it and started arguing about how Bears canât drive cars, buy guns and wear hats.
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The large state to the west of New Jersey that sealed the fate of The 2020 Presidential Election.
Hey, where are you from? Pennsylvania, the state that got Donald Trump fired finally. Oh you mean Thanksylvania!!
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Any part of the extreme right wing government of the State of Florida that is protecting Ron DickSandwich from the reckoning that is likely to come his way in the near future as he signs one fascist state law after another.
Did you hear that the yâallagarchy in Tallahassee wants to prevent Disney from operating under their special permit theyâve had since 1971 because Disney doesnât like his anti-everything not fat, rich, straight, white, Christian or policies.