shvisit

When you stop in at an established location just to use the restroom because you know it’s safe to use at your most vulnerable time.

Hey, I have to stop by Starbs on the way.
Why, do need a coffee?
No, I have to use the bathroom.
Oh, so you’re paying them a Shvisit.

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inauguvirus

a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.

I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus

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inauguvirus

A celebratory affliction on January 20, 2021 in response to the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency. It also signals the end of the Fascist Overthrow Attempt in the United States Capitol by the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021. The witnessing of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris being sworn into office is well worth a day off. The day typically includes champagne, good food and a collective sigh of relief!

I’m looking foreword to catching the inauguvirus on Jan 20, 2021 so I can bear witness to history as the Fascist Regime is escorted off the property of the White House grounds.

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