mushroom tipping

When you're too drunk to actually get it in.

Yeen: How'd it go with that chick last night?

Hreed: I was super drunk so I only ended up mushroom tipping her.

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eiffel rape

When two males eiffel tower a girl who is beyond drunk.

Bob: Dude. After Jim and I eiffel tower'd that girl last night she pissed the bed.
Steve: Sounds like you guys eiffel raped that trick.

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