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pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022


pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022


TTCM

abbr. Ticker-Tape ConMen.
Stockmarket companies (primarily on on low-value/penny stocks with little or no regulatory procedures) that promote poor or nonexistent products and designed to fleece traders through offloading of shares. The companies then wilt & die, leaving investors with nothing and no means of retrieving their money.

"Hey Sonny, you're not putting money into that XXX company are you?, they sound like a TTCM"

by Sonny Nugent October 23, 2020


TTCM

abbr. Ticker-Tape ConMen.
Stockmarket companies (primarily on on low-value/penny stocks with little or no regulatory procedures) that promote poor or nonexistent products and designed to fleece traders through dumping of shares from toxic financiers. The companies then wilt & die, leaving investors with nothing and no means of retrieving their money.

"Hey Sonny, you're not putting money into that XXX company are you?, they sound like a TTCM"

by Sonny Nugent October 30, 2020

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