Salika

Addictive and very rare sweet spice. This asian bombshell has claws like a tiger, a memory like an elephant and a heart of white gold.

A seasoned soldier ins business and likewise an understanding friend who you are gonna call for clear cut advice.

If you are a macho or a chocolate tea pot - better back off, you will melt or break. It takes knowledge on radio astronomy, quantum computing and superb sex skills to excit a Salika. However, if a man does not proffer her with her favorite tea then there is no chance to earn her affection.

In a nutshell - Salika can light up your universe by 32000–130000 lux.

Origins:
The name Salika or slight variations of Salika are seen in the origins Swahili. It also has meanings in Urdu, Arabic, Hindi and Hebrew.

It is 3 syllables long and is pronounced 's(a)-li- ka'.

Swahili... Meanings of Salika (Female) - Well born.
Arabic... Meanings of Salik (Male) - Salika (Female) - is a Twins baby name. The meaning of this name is - Reasonable, Reachable, Unhindered.

Salika has the following similar or variant Names: Salikah, Zalik, Zalikah, Zalyka, Zalykah, Zuleika, Zalika, Zaleeka, Zaleekah, Zaleika, Zaleikah, Zalieka, Zaliekah, Zalik, Zalikah, Zalike, Zaliki, Zalyka, Zalykah, Zulika and Lika.

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing Salika is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves"

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Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful

#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/