chinq

Pronounced /tʃɪŋk/ (chink). A racist insult against Italians originating from when they played cards on the construction site and said "five" in Italian (cinque) and the non-Italian co-workers using it to insult them.

Alexander: "Dude, you see Matteo? He's such a weird ass, pizza-making chinq."
Dude: "Ikr, right? Dumbass Italian."
Matteo: "I lost my kids in the divorce."

Pissjaculate

When you jack off so many times in a day that your offsprings get mixed in piss instead of seminal plasma.

Edward: Dude, I just jerked off like 6 times and I pissjaculated on myself and it was white!
Aaron: Why the fuck are you telling me this?