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A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.
Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.
The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.
"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."
An Olympic caliber athlete with questionable gender origins.
Bob: Hey Jim, were you watching the Olympic swimming competition last night?
Jim: Yeah, did you see that hermathlete from Germany?
Bob: Hermathlete?
Jim: Yeah, I couldn't tell by looking at her whether she was a squatter or a pointer. Hopefully the blood testing will tell us.
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