Uncle Joe

A combination of Uncle Tom and G.I. Joe, an Uncle Joe is any member of the military (active or veteran) who would sell out their fellow service members to support a person who slanders POW's and Gold Star families, advocates torture, gleefully threatens to abandon our allies, and shows blatant disregard for the Geneva Conventions.

Dude, did you see Jim's Facebook post about Donald Trump? After all we sacrificed I can't believe he'd sell us out like that, he's a total Uncle Joe.

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tennessee ice storm

The act of dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on a girl while she orgasms in order to reassert your dominance in the relationship as the only one who gets to enjoy sex.

"Yeah, dude, my girlfriend was really horny the other night so after I got her all worked up I gave her a Tennessee Ice Storm! That shrew should be effectively tamed by now"

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Google Crime

The act of forwarding, supporting, or otherwise encouraging the spread of information on social media without even the most cursory of internet searches to check the validity of the information.

Did you hear that Liam Neeson is actually 400 years old and was originally elected to be our first president but George Washington sabotaged the results?

Dude, what?

Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.

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