Juliet Joslin

Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.

Oh my god, i hate Juliet Joslin, i thought Julian was going to marry ME!

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JuLiAnIsM

The Religion for followers of Julian Casablancas and or the art of Indie rock.

Man, after seeing that Strokes show i'm converting to Julianism.

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Johnny Depp

An extremely talented actor who is one of the sexiest guys alive (Refer to Julian Casablancas) and makes it okay to lust after him for this exact reason. He isn't in it for the money or the fame, and enjoys attempting to make himself displeasing to the eye, which is impossible and in turn makes him even sexier. He adapted pirates to a modern context enjoyable for a range of audiences which makes him nothing short of a genius.

Johnny Depp is like a fine wine.

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