chook

1. full of fail.
2. lame beyond all reason.
3. derogatory term for asians.

Vo: Where is the grocery store?
Sophie: Right down the street.
Vo: .... okay, where?
Sophie: On the left.
Vo: I only know how to get there from the right
Sophie: god, you are such a CHOOK!!

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popcorn

a slang term for the microscopic bomb that is planted inside the duodenum (found near the stomach); It is usually comsumed unbeknownst to the target. It is detonated by remote.

Han: Don't you cross me
Vo: Why not?
Han: Did you forget about the popcorn?
Vo: But I don't eat popcorn.
Han: You did. And it wasn't that kind of popcorn.

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