Birchwood

An area of Warrington, Cheshire which is known for chavs and George Sampson. There are three villages in this are known as: Lockies (Locking Stumps), Gorsey (Gorse Covert) and Oakwood. It is by the M62 leading to Manchester.

'You going Birchwood tonight mate?'

'I'm from Lockies mate'

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Yawn Rape

Defined by Russell Howard as 'when someone sticks their finger down someones throat mid yawn'

Usually causes coughing in the victim

'Omg I was yawning in Law when that guy next to me totally yawn raped me'

'YAWN RAPE'

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Britney Spears

A singer who rose to fame in the late nineties early noughties, she fell from grace in 2006/2007 after a very public meltdown but after a complete makeover and a stint in rehab she i back on top form

'Omg Britney Spears's Circus album is fab'

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