marco alcaide

Any Man With The Name Marco Or Alcaide Will Have The Mindset Of A Race Car Or Is Brain Dead, But Whoever Is Named This Is Both

Person A: Hi My Name Is Marco
Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
Person C: Hi My Name Is marco alcaide
All 3: Ooga Bungabooga Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah

sorenlin

Your Average Comedian With Little To No Balls, Despite Him Being A Male, He’s A Libra, And He’s Retarded

Person A: Hey Dude Wanna Watch Sorenlins Videos

Person B: Yep i’m Leaving

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Pornhub

Everybody’s Favorite Website, Make Sure You Bring Lotion With You :3

Person A: Whacha Doin
Person B: Watching Pornhub
Person A: Dude Your So Fucking Weird Like Whyyyy

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