America

The act of being torn apart from the inside.

I found the scene where the alien baby pulls an America on the mother-to-be rather disturbing.

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Superbowl Gluttony

Spending the entirety of the Super Bowl not watching the game, but eating the provided food.

I try to watch the game, I really do. But when you see the kitchen table lined up with fattening snack foods, it can quickly turn into a nasty case of Superbowl Gluttony.

Politics

The art of herding sheep.

Sheep are perfectly fine with being fed the same shit by different farmers. Hence, politics.

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