A person of extreme intelligence and an above average sized penis if referring to a boy. They are often the wise one in the group, being the one you go to advice for. They are unrivalled in their astute attitude.
Person A: Oh how did it go with your mate last night?
Person B: Sound like, heรขยยs such a Cwega.
Best fucken town in England. Big up the North-East. FUCK NORTON YOU TWATS.
Person 1: Oh yeah billingham is sick innit?
Person 2: Shit yeah dawg. Fuck norton too, smelly cunts.
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