screaching elephant

lift your cock and balls place on window then slide them down the window to make the elephant screach

i gave that bitch a screaching elephant while she was under the glass table.Better when done on driver side window of friends car

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monk eye

the hole in your huge cock

my monk eye is going to shoot white paste.

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viking metal

An offshoot from black metal heavily centered in norse mythology and rituals. Viking metal is not satanic in nature because of this and deals mostly with Oden, viking warriors and of course epic battle (very cheesy stuff, but effective). The music ususally consists of more "medieval" sounding melodies mixed with the "dark" sounding minors typical of black metal.

Enslaved, Einherjer and Amon Amarth are good viking metal bands.

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dude man

A little known super hero whose super power is the uncanny ability to spit out stupid cliches faster than a speeding bullet.

Yo bogus dude totally rad tight forreal, homey

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muck ring

After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.

I have to go wipe my muck ring .

rock ass

Another way of saying something rules. Can be used directly in the place of "kick ass" or "kicks ass".

This new Slayer cd rocks ass!

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turteling

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.

i got to shit so bad i am turteling.

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