Dietz Nuts

/Dētz Nəts/
A popular snack made by the company Dietz and Watson made from meat

Friend: What are those?
You: These? Dietz Nuts. Dietz & Watson, Dietz nuts.
Friend: Those are nuts?
You: Dietz nuts aren’t nut nuts, Dietz Nuts are… meat nuts.
Friend: Those are me nuts?
You: Meat nuts. They’re Dietz nuts.
Friend: Can I get one of those?
You: Go ahead, grab a hand-full of Dietz nuts… yeah, get a good grip in there.
You: Hey Friend, how Dietz Nuts taste… are they delicious?
You: What a fun snack.

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Zamn

/Zæm/

The word Damn but used in pedophilic situations

Person 1: She’s 12!
Person 2: Zamn! 😍

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Afterupcomingfollowingnextensuinginfrontovermorrow

/ˈaftərəpkəmiNGfälōiNGnekstinˈso͞oiNGinfrəntōvərmôrō/
The word for the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after tomorrow
(8 days into the future)

You: Hey what will you be doing Afterupcomingfollowingnextensuinginfrontovermorrow?
Friend: Idk

Niswymufilyassoiponijent

Niswymufilyassoiponijent is the word for when you want to make your friends hella confused

You: Niswymufilyassoiponijent
Any Nearby Person: Are you having a fucking seizure?