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Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025


Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025


miracle slip

Miracle slip is when a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman and mid thrust the penis accidently enters the rectum.

Sorry baby, didnt mean for that miracle slip to happen

by Soup Kitchen Sammy May 13, 2018


Reno Rattler

A Reno Rattler is the act of when an individual sticks the tail end of a rattle snake up their anus. As the snake crawls up the rectum, the sound of the rattle of the snake becomes muffled, emulating a typical desert night in Reno.

Hey man, I'm coming over tonight, did you want me to bring pete the python? I was hoping to partake in a Reno Rattler

by Soup Kitchen Sammy August 2, 2024