Licking around

The fine art of doing fuck all whilst at work or at home!

Morton: tommy where's swifty?
Tommy: dunno probably licking around!

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flake it

When your buggered from a hard day on the shovel! All you want to do is go home and "flake it" on the couch in your jocks

"Whats the plans for tonight swift"?

"Yeah nothing much, on me way home to flake it on the couch and watch some idiot box".