Well-known internet carrier of genetic deficiency, famous for his ability in appearing as a complete idiot in every situation.
Rumors state that he's recently been the subject of a research conducted by the UDPH (Uranus Department of Public Health), for being the only known human being with a single brain cell.
"Can you resist a single second without trying to look like a total asshole, Javeman?"
"Javeman...Could you do us all a favor and just for one time please shut the f**k up?"
"No, Javeman, I've never considered having anal sex...why do you ask?"
"I think it's safe to state that this is yet another proof of Javeman's ever-growing stupidity."