Cunt cork

Another word for penis or marital aid.. Pickle tickler.

My girlfriend has been really humgry for some cunt cork lately!

spoosluice

Woman's sexual organ

As soon as I get home from work I'm going to tap my wife's spoosluice

Sextraction

Sextraction: the act of getting a hand job while getting a tooth removed. K.m.f.

Since my sextraction I love to get my teeth pulled!

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liberation bush

Ungroomed pubic hair from a female living in the 1970s..(winta bush)

Ive got to see a dentist after having sex with my girl friend,, shes got liberation bush!

Zygote throat

A person who only has or gives oral sex...

Your wasting your time trying to have kids she's a zygote throat