blittytard

the boyfriend of your ex-friend that you have a genuinely good friendship with, even after the ex-friend is no longer in your life

Well Teressa used to be my best friend, but now her boyfriend, Mark, is my blittytard.

Yeah, Max and Terra are still dating. Max is my blittytard since Terra and I are no longer friends.

dick-whipped

when a person cannot go without a boyfriend for more than like five seconds

This girl be dick-whipped as heck, she has had seven boyfriends in the last year.

Sally broke up with Steve last week and is already with Andy? She is dick-whipped.

“Didn’t she just break up with Sean?” “Yeah, she is dick-whipped for sure.”