the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

seth Pressler

The realest nigga alive

Damn... dat nigga seth pressler really is the realest nigga alive