Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...