Trudy

Trudy is one bad bitch. She is too cool for school. She is the most beautiful and hot women you’ll ever meet. When volcanos see her they be like “sweet baby Jesus she hawt” and then the sun will be looking down saying “oh Lordy, I wanna be as hawt as her” She is thiccc and all the guys fight over her. They like “damn I think I’m in love” then she would be like “damn you pathetic, 🤙🏿“

She will always be honest with you. Even when your hair is jacked up or u look like a frog.

Trudy got everyone loving her. Her nerdy glasses and smile make other gurls jealous. Girls wish hey had her makeup skills and bootiful hair.

Trudy is every straight guy or lesbian girl dream girl. But she never needs either one because she independent. She can handle herself.

But, When you hurt a Trudy...SHE AND HER BESTIE SOUREEN WILL FIGHT YOU. So never mess with her bc she’ll get ya.

TRUDY IS A 10/10 and nobody can say anything else!!

I LUV YOU TRUDY!!! I AINT EVER GONNA STOP LUVING YOU BITCH!!!!

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Patty Porter Special

"Patty Porter Special"

A deli sandwhich consisting of 2 scoops of tuna inbetween 2 choice cuts of roast beef.

This sandwhich consist of 2 generous scoops of tangy tuna coupled tightly inbetween roast beef lips, jalepeno's and banana peppers are additional flavor additions that compliment this tangy tuna treat

I need something Tangy and tuna, Dude! just get a patty porter special

When jake got into my car he instantly noticed the tangy tuna smell drifting from my lunchbox, "What the fuck is that smell" He replied

it's just a Patty porter special bra

That girls crotch smelled like a dying tuna, Dude, you just got a patty porter special.

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