Aphorismus

Toddler german learners who shat in the first sentence of their essay and beg their teachers to consider that a pigeon has shat on it not them but their teacher already knows that the whole essay is nothing but a shit.
Synonym : awkward exam shit writers.

Oh man!
I have an aphorismus in my class.

Ostad asadi

Professor lioni, a lion which is professor in own goal scoring.

A without purpose ball kicker...
An art sport compounding soccer and jackass.

Hey Ali did you ostad asadi abedzadeh ?
Yes akbar, ahmad reza is ready.