Deezus Nutious

Deezus Nutious was an Ancient Roman philosopher who specialised in counting balls. In 100 A.D., when Archimedes told him to give him a tool, Deezus Nutious replied with "Get deez nuts lmao", so a legend was born. Nowadays, people who say constantly deez nuts jokes are also called honorably Deezus Nutious

Person 1:Do you want some porn CDs?
Person 2:Yeah
1:Well see deez nuts in yo face lmao get rekt
2:Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh

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