ScuntMo

A word used to describe the aging useless tub of lard that resides over the Penal Colony of Australia.

ScoMo? More like ScuntMo to me

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Tim Curry

When you rage quit at a game or activity so hard that it is akin to going back in time and killing Einstein because you lost World War 3. This is called Pulling A Tim Curry or "Tim Currying". Named for actor Tim Curry, whose character did this in the game Command and Conquer Red Alert 3

1: Why don't you just go ahead and pull a Tim Curry?

2: I can't believe that Billy did a full Tim Curry and flipped the board because he lost a buckaroo.

Second Gunman

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting

Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.

Shanghai Gut Punch

The act of ejaculating into the mouth of your partner during sex, then punching them in the stomach afterwards so they throw up all of the sperm that they just swallowed.

Billy: I got up to some dirty shit last night with that hooker man.
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck

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The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

Bellow Fellow

The male equivalent of a "Scream Queen", a Bellow Fellow is an actor who is known for their prominence in horror films.

Notable excuses include Sam Neill, Tony Todd, Bruce Campbell, Jeffery Combs and Robert Englund.

Sam Neill is my favourite Bellow Fellow. He is really good in Event Horizon.

coupon shot

While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.

"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans

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