fiber paw

A very boring cereal that older animals typically eat for breakfast. Often eaten with a sliced grapefruit or dry toast.

"Fluffy was eating a bowl of fiber paw for breakfast, that cereal looks so boring! There isn't even an animal on the box! Just a black and white paw print."

Porto

Short for “Porta Potty”. Also called a portable restroom, portajohn, portable potty, etc. Commonly found at places that lack permanent toilet facilities, like construction sites, festivals, parks etc, this is typically a plastic shell booth with a door, where the juman waste is collected in a tank filled with a blue liquid.

I gotta poop. I’m gonna stop by the Porto.