Things 'bout sweet Tennessee:
You dont get spanking; you get a butt whoopin'
We dont drink liquor; we drink whiskey
We dont call people from the north northerners; we call 'em damn yankees
We're all rednecks; just some of us are classier than others
Sweet tea and porches; our favorite things
Us Tennessee girls arent sluts; we flirt with everybody
You talk bad bout us or our kin; not only us but our friends will take turns kickin' yer ass
We dont have family; we have kin
Us Southern belles like our curves; call us fat and we'll make you regret it
Kiss my ass; our favorite insult
We people of Tennessee are the nicest people you'll ever meet!
Anything can be fried
Cammo and Guns; our guys' accsesories
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