Abby Tilmann

Abby is the root of all gay. She is the one true lesbian. Used as a way of communicating extreme levels of gay. For quicker sentencing, use “Abby T.”

Fergie: Do you see that girl over there? She’s got such big jugs, I bet I could hit that.

Tony: No way dude. She’s a total Abby Tilmann. You’d have no shot, never underestimate the power of an Abby T.