Red Sox Fan

A drunken Irish dipshit from Boston. Commonly found in bars, Charlestown, and jail cells. Hate the Yankees because they're "rich douches" (TRANSLATION: Wealthy due to winninng) and "they suck" (TRANSLATION: Win a lot and piss off Sox fans who are of course poor). Being one of these is as gratifying as being a shit taken by a giraffe. If the Sox lose, they fuck up everything in their path. If the Sox win, they fuck up everything in their path. Quite simply, they're violent wife-beaters, but can be better described as drunk, violent, retarded, pathetic, poor, dirty, uneducated, and the guys who got the short end of the stick.

Random Guy:"Hey dude the Yankees just won their 27th World Series!"

Red Sox Fan: "FUCK YOU! FUCK THE YANKEES! THEY'RE LOSERS WHO ARE RICH CUZ THEY EARN MORE THAN MY ANNUAL $5,000! Excuse me while I drink and beat a guy to death."

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