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Big Fun

An ill-conceived plan to defy one's parents to go off to have a super-amazing adventure, only to have it end up in disaster, like trying to go see The Wretched in Baltimore but getting your car stolen in Wilmington

"Here we are that we think you're lying on the floor of some burning building, dying of asphyxia, and you're down in Baltimore, having BIG FUN! Weren't you, Vanessa? Isn't that where you were? Didn't you go down there to Baltimore to have big fun, Vanessa? Tell me, didn't you go for big fun?"

"We know that you have been to Baltimore, Maryland with The Wretched to have big fun, big fun. Isn't that what you had Vanessa, didn't you had big fun?"

by SoyUnSombrero May 13, 2021


Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.

Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!

by SoyUnSombrero July 27, 2016


DILP

Dog I'd Love to Pet

- Check out that guy over there. And his dog. What a DILP.
- Yeah, that guy is totally fuckable.
- No, not DILF. DILP.

by SoyUnSombrero August 31, 2016

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Schrödinger's Immigrant

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.

Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

by SoyUnSombrero November 17, 2017

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POV

Three letters introducing a meme or video caption that mean absolutely nothing. You could remove the "POV" and the caption would not change meaning at all.
Technically stands for "point of view," as in the image is what the viewer would see if they were there, but this definition appears to have been completely lost on most content generators.

The selfie caption "POV: check out this sunset behind me!" has absolutely nothing to do with a POV.

by SoyUnSombrero January 30, 2024