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jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003


system requirements

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.

If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.

by spanky January 28, 2004


TFB

it's what you say to whiny little brats who don't get there way
it stands for too fucking bad

kid: waaaah waaah! i'm an annoying little brat!! gimme ice cream!
me: we don't have any ice cream, this is an office supply store.
kid: waah, i really wanted ice cream tho!
me: TFB my man....

by spanky July 10, 2003


dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 19, 2003


nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

by spanky July 10, 2003


WOOT!

What you say when something cool happens.

Someone smacks your ass.

by Spanky January 07, 2004


foog

Well, duh! It's 'goof' spelled backwards.

1. When someone is being silly or annoying, put it simply, as not to offend..."Foog".

by Spanky April 05, 2004