Coprophagy

The act of eating a lovers poop.

Dan and Melissa are into Coproghagy, hence their walls are now smeared with but mud.

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funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

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joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

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Motherfucker

used for comparison.
the second best, or second worst thing in all the universe

-it is colder than a motherfucker out here.
-it is hotter than a motherfucker in here
-this burger is tastier than a motherfucker
-god damn, that byatch is finer than a motherfucker.

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deadbeat dad

a man who is a wimp and will not give money to his wordbaby mama/word.

this dude humped some chick, then boned the hell outta there... now she gots a kid and he ain't givin her nuttin. he's a deadbeat MF dad

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dine at the y

to eat out a woman's crotch.
the Y referring to her body and legs

Man, Scotty's sister is drunk, I am SOOO gonna dine at the Y later...

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five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

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