funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

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joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

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yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

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Shamoke

A barbarian mercenary general in ancient China who historically accomplished next to nothing. In the Sanguoyanyi, he killed a dying, retreating general (Gan Ning) with an arrow to the back of the head, only to be killed by Zhou Tai in a duel while retreating himself.

Dear God, someone put a stop to all the Shamoke topics!

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wiped out

bein really tired or having no money

wiped out on funds.

my units are all wiped out.

im goin back to my nest to wipeout

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fok

native american pronunciation of fuck.
also possible: fak fik and fek, depending on drunkeness

FAK YU FOK!!!
WHY DA COPS ALWAYS ARREST ME... what da fek.

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MIZZLE

Mary Rizzle otherwise known as Mizzle Rizzle or Supermizzle

Damn Mizzle just saved like a dozen babies from that tree shredder again she must be Supermizzle

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