beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

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Stunt Monkey

A punk rock band from Northern California.

I like that new song, "Girlfriend Likes Girls," by Stunt Monkey.

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heater

bucka-bucka-buck-buck-buck

it's a cold world, better pack your own heat

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McDonalds

Employer of many many phillipinos.
Supplier of means to obtain Ricer mobile

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fazer

like a tazer, only it fazes.

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*Trouble*

A stupid, mislead, whorish little girl who runs away from her problems and sleeps with every guy she can, while posting about it on Off-topic.net for sympathy and more hookups on drugs and dick.

See also: Lauren Whitehead, vdubbish

Where is the *Trouble* Tour moving this year?

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give the business

to beat someone up. usually combined with taking the subject out back.

Scott wouldnt pay his tab, so we took him out back and gave him the business

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