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Having sex with an astronautâs wife while heâs in space.
âShe gets lonely with her husband on the ISS, so we play Cuck Rogers!â
Defecating across a personâs forehead especially after eating corn.
âI ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of cornsâ
When you go to Yard House, enjoy an IPA and a burger, then go home with a dude on the DL and eat each otherâs asses.
âI had a great citrus IPA and ended up Tossing the Dragon all night â
When you meet a person wearing a mask and flirt with them or even ask them out only to find them far less attractive once you see their entire face.
âI met a girl in the grocery store during Covid. She had amazing eyes (Maskara), so I asked her out. When I finally saw her entire face, I knew Iâd made a Big Masktakeâ
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When a woman is wearing a mask and her eye makeup is fantastic.
âI couldnât see much of her face but her Maskara was hotâ
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