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Having sex with an astronautâs wife while heâs in space.
âShe gets lonely with her husband on the ISS, so we play Cuck Rogers!â
When you go to Yard House, enjoy an IPA and a burger, then go home with a dude on the DL and eat each otherâs asses.
âI had a great citrus IPA and ended up Tossing the Dragon all night â
Defecating across a personâs forehead especially after eating corn.
âI ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of cornsâ
When you meet a person wearing a mask and flirt with them or even ask them out only to find them far less attractive once you see their entire face.
âI met a girl in the grocery store during Covid. She had amazing eyes (Maskara), so I asked her out. When I finally saw her entire face, I knew Iâd made a Big Masktakeâ
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When a woman is wearing a mask and her eye makeup is fantastic.
âI couldnât see much of her face but her Maskara was hotâ
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