Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch
He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.
Someone with an irrational fear or hatred of oeotnamed Michael
He was constantly surrounded by Michaelphobia
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A hillbilly who is addicted to the animated pixar trilogy Cars
I know a car hillbilly. Send help.
A kink involving someone who likes cars just a little bit too much in that way
Michael: God I fucking love cars so much I simp for them
Alina: Michael you have a car kink
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