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The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.
What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.
Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:
Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
Stupid subculture centered around glorification of sadness/hopelessness with a strong emphasis on tight sweaters/hoodies, thick horn-frame black eyeglasses, mascara/eyeliner on men, among other wack and unfashionable choices. These people are not to be trusted since they're going to self-destruct when the sun goes down and they would rather slash their wrists over the lack of light than flick the fucking switch and be able to see (or in some extreme cases change the light bulb). If they're ever going to show courage and be optimistic, it's always too sentimental and will eventually invariably revert to boo-hoo woe is me woe is the world crying and dying.
Their name stems from "emotional", literally. Nothing wrong with emotions, but these people take it to the Nth degree and are generally unstable.
"Dear Diary,
We are emo, we are beautiful. Life is beautiful...but it makes me cry. Sometimes I get bored and apathetic, maybe I'll cut my wrists again to lament on my artistic struggle and search for an understanding of my endless emotions in this dark void we call life. I guess I'll go check and see if my younger sister's pants will fit me. Hopefully she won't notice, but who cares if she does? Who cares about anything? Nothing matters. I'm going to go cry some more."
Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.
Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.
Allowing imaginary factors to control your actions and/or beliefs. One of the main problems with superstition is that it cannot be scientifically measured, as it is essentially the opposite (and enemy) of science/logic/reasoning. Never let it in and you'll be fine.
Oh no! I believe in superstition and a black cat crossed my path! I guess I cannot go through that way! What should I do!!!!
Buzzword for people who are afraid to criticize others or things they donât agree with/challenge the status quo. Not to be confused with optimism.
Please be polite and remember always be super positive! If you have something thatâs not nice to say, just keep it to yourself! Positivity everyone!!! (Said with a lisp)
A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.
Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.