mississauga

Plastic suburb located west of Toronto, populated with a mix of fresh-off-the-boat immigrants and conspicuous consumers trying to impress with ridiculously sized McMansions, leased luxury cars and latest mall clothes. Focal point of the city is a mall called Square One. High culture in Mississauga is comprised of driving to the mall (usually imitating NASCAR with a minivan), mowing lawns, and loitering in front of fast food restaurants.

"Mississauga is to urban living what McDonald's is to gourmet dining."

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