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Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.

That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.

by Spaceman Sobchak November 8, 2011

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The Birthday Surge

When it's your birthday and your facebook page gets flooded with "Happy Birthday" wishes.

Guy 1 - Dude, did you see my wall yesterday?
Guy 2 - It was your birthday right?
Guy 1 - Yeah!
Guy 2 - Ahh yes. The birthday surge.

by Spaceman Sobchak December 11, 2011

2👍 1👎