schwarzenegger

An old geezer whose acting career is spiraling downwards, so he decides to run for governer in a last ditch attempt to gain attention.

That Schwarzenegger needs to get a life and go back to what hes good at, making bad action movies.

17👍 59👎

mccroskey

A nutsack that hangs low, looking almost distended; as in:

"Since I am getting older my McCroskey has forced me to have the plumber lower my toilet water because my balls get wet every time I take a shit"

8👍 8👎

nawzy

In simple terms: the word “Nawzy” could be used as “naw bro” or even used when calling someone “crazy”

Pizza guy said I owed him 13.96 but I had a coupon for $5 and he said he could take it so I replied with “Nawzy” and closed the door