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When you're masturbating around other people, and only stroke the tip to be as quiet as possible.
"Why's your hand in your pants? I bet you're flicking your chunky right now, you scallywag, you!"
What you'd call someone you have just caught attempting to slap your bottom, finger-bang, or otherwise violate you without your knowledge.
"Were you just trying to put your finger in my butt? You Cheeky Chester, you!"
A person that makes up more than one person's worth of personality and effort in a friend group. Often relied on to kickstart conversation and plan activities. Often associated with someone overtly extroverted compared to their peers.
"Fred was so lively at the party, but Harry and Jenna didn't seem all there." "Yeah, Fred's The O in Oreo!"
Someone that spaces out 80% of the time, and says borderline criminal things the other 20% of the time. Does not at all relate to Kevin Spacey. Please quit this is the 11th time I've heard it.
"Look at Spacey over there." "Yeah, what a silly guy he is."
An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
A spin on the word nincompoop. Describes an individual short enough in the mind to absolutely piss all over any conversation they enter. Often view themselves as intelligent, while they're really not.
"Jordan is so annoying, I feel like my face is melting when he speaks." "Here he comes now." "What a Nincompiss."
When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.
"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"