Vump

The 'nick-name' of the toilets used in Star Trek. They earned the name due to the sound made when the turd hit the vaporizing force-field.

Cap'n: "Ensign, why is number two still in the lavatory?"

Ensign: "Primary and secondary systems are down captain!"

Cap'n: "Re-route the heisenberg compensator through the ventral port of the secondary node at junction zero-three. If we can't vump it out we'll beam it!

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