Skeleton Army

Skeleton soldiers armed with fully automatic weapons. They are used to defend against both bear cavalry and bears with guns.

I employed my skeleton army today to fend off a large group of bear cavalry.

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interuptile dysfunction

The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.

Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.