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Chloroform, usually used on small children
My baby wouldn't stop crying last night so I used the Casey Anthony Sleep Aid, it's still asleep!
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When one camps in Call of Duty and masturbates
There's somebody campsterbating in the barber shop
When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .
Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out